DATELINE–South San Jose

After nearly two months of undercover investigations, South to the Future has learned that Kathie Lee Gifford is, in fact, a cybernautic replicant, created by IBM and a secret union of its competitors during the late 1980’s to re-route the attention of the American public and keep the backhanded slave trade of “American” multinational corporations from causing a stir. Tegucicalpa, Honduras has nothing on San Jose, California. The border is a line of floss in the teeth of the emerging Corporate-Government Leviathan. NAFTA spelled backwards is MSNBC.

We have caught the nuclear football. The husband of Kathie Lee Gifford is none other than ex-football star Frank Gifford. Frank Gifford and Jack Kemp: both proven patriots in the same tactical and strategic defense force of the NFL. Jack Kemp, who recently backed Kalifornia Governor Pete Wilson’s Civil Rights for Whites (aka, CCRI) campaign, received the financial and moral endorsement of major Silicon Valley executives yesterday, September 30, 1996. Below the big blue banner of Netscape, Kemp spoke of his plans for a better, brighter, lighter, quieter tomorrow while tossing a football to Joe Montana. Montana, Montaöa, Mountain Pass: clever cryptic messages are being disseminated over the public airwaves – warning to all coyotes smuggling Hispanic men, women and children over the mountain passes: lay low, the coast is not yet clear.

The San Jose Mercury news reports that “IBM imports Mexican workers from its Guadalajara plant to labor seven days a week on its San Jose assembly line for Mexican wages – the equivalent of $1.40 an hour.” Did Jack Kemp (wearing a navy blue suit) also, indirectly, receive the endorsement of these cute little brown indentured servants?

Are these “legal aliens” who assembled disk drives in IBM’s San Jose plant – literally feet away from their Mexican-American counterparts – the same aliens said to be hovering in silver cigar-shaped vessels over our skies? Or are these “legal aliens” being smuggled into the United States by the Cunning Coyotes of California-based Computer Corporations in order to compensate for the arrest and deportation of Hispanic American coyotes now being tried as “terrorists” under Clinton’s new Anti-Terrorism™ legislation?

The Alien and Sedition acts of years gone by are once again suddenly in our Myst. The Linkage™ between brown skin (foreign languages) and white plastic covered computers (computer languages) is now officially sealed in print: “IBM spokesman Cary Ziter stated Monday in a letter to the Mercury News [that] the [imported Mexican] workers needed to know how to assemble 9 gigabyte disk drives, which are now made in San Jose but not Mexico.”

What will these Mayan cannibals do with such awesome technical know-how? What plots of devilish destruction are in store for our (mostly colored) American troops now that Mexican nationals can assemble disk drives capable of storing up to nine (9) gigabytes of information?

South to the Future has foreseen their counter-attack: with such powerful Recursive Array Information-sorting Drives these aliens (infamous for their song “La Cucaracha", or, “The Roach") will further shuffle the deck of the American work force (the American people, by any other name); finally exterminating the clandestine connection between Big Business, Big Brother and the misfortune of the American peoples for eternity. To quote from the Mercury news:

“IBM, the world’s largest computer maker, has gone through a massive downsizing since 1993, laying off thousands of workers. Since then, the company has been revving up production at its San Jose plant to meet increased demands for disk drives.”